Your Knees Are Red

Telling someone that you suck at something. Also used as a sexual reference to a blowjob (Oral sex).

1) "I'm joining the Basketball team" "Dude, Your Knees Are Red, you won't make it" 2)"Hey whose that pretty girl over there?" "Who? Kim? Her Knees Are Red from so many guys she's given head to."

by alex231 April 30, 2011

I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pants

A proclamation of annoyance and little or no tolerance for the disregard of property, mainly that of roofs.

<Yokel> Hey, Joe-Greg-Billy-John! I can see down yer chimney from up here! Hee-yuck!
<Grampa> I suggest you get off my roof before I ignite your frilly, red pants, Johnny-Smithy-Jeevesy-Beau!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 8, 2003

Don’t forget your red nose

Post a male overtly seeking attention quaffing his hair

Don’t forget your red nose clown

by DarthStellar September 3, 2022

Your Red

Your red is a person who you became close with in a short amount of time then suddenly realized they might be crazy as hell, but you’re already stuck with them so you just accept that you have a crazy ass friend now

Whose your red? John is my red he might mess around and off me but I love em.

by yourcolors May 30, 2023