The act of have sex with a girl that drew you into her room, using the excuse of you talking to her about Jesus on her bed.
Jake: I'm going into her room to evangelize to her.
Josh: Bullsh*t! The only thing you'll be doing is evangelizing your penis!
Jake: Whatever man...
Josh: Bullsh*t! The only thing you'll be doing is evangelizing your penis!
Jake: Whatever man...
by birthdayfan March 10, 2012
Like this if you have a big penis, dislike this if you have a small penis, and do nothing if you have a micropenis.
by Birds Are Not Robots November 21, 2020
When a male purchases a sports car to offset the fact that he has a small penis in the hopes of getting laid.
Jim had no choice but to buy a brand new Porsche to help him get down her pants. We all thought to ourselves "Sorry about your penis".
by Broomy3 January 8, 2009
by Obamas pinky toe February 2, 2022
by Dogeater54 February 19, 2019
Something you say to someone when someone brags about some un-manly or loser achievement. Used to point out that someone might be smart but they have a small penis. Can be used even if you are unsure of the individuals penis size. Usually preceded by wait.
by The B Master March 6, 2011