suck your nan

Means that you suck your nan

Ayo you likkle boy, you bare lookin wet today man.
"Leave me alone fam, suck your nan."

by ITellTheTruthAndNothingButTheT April 16, 2021

Snailing your nan

when you get your nan arrested

Yo bro why are you snailing your nan

by Mmcdermott33 November 1, 2021

Your nan a man

Worse than

"Your mum gay"
"Your dad lesbian"
"Your granny tranny"
"Your gramps a tramp"
"Your sister a mister"
"Your brother is a mother"
"Your family tree lgbt"
This word can overpower the already legendary "no u"

Frank: Your mum gay
Edward: Your dad lesbian
Frank: Your granny tranny
Edward: Your gramps a tramp
Frank: Your sister a mister
Edward: Your brother a mother
Frank: Your family tree lgbt
Edward: dont make me do it
Frank: do it pussy
Edward: Your nan a man
Frank: no u

(it is not effective)
Frank explodes, the sun explodes and earth is covered in fire

by H0w d0 1 m4ke fr1ends March 24, 2018

As true as your nan

Meaning very true, or that you're not lying

Jimmy: "Caught a 15 inch redfin the other day."
Shaun: "fuck, true?"
Jimmy: "As true as your nan"

by S1921 March 4, 2017

Debate your nan

A pointless argument which has only one outcome.

Liverpool is the worst team,
Debate your nan

by Lil Timmy 4207 October 2, 2019

pop your nan

An insult used in the "British Chav Culture" meaning to pop the cherry with the recipients grandma.

Adidas Sandals and Socks Combo - man : "Shut up mate, i'll pop your nan"
Rational Human Being : "What the fuck does that even mean?"

by eth131 March 25, 2017

Shank your nan

Shank your nan is a term roadmen use to intimidate people. Shank means stab. And your nan is commonly used among the new generation, for example “suck ur nan”.

Will-“if you tell them mun, I’m gonna shank your nan”.
James-“sorry man I won’t say a word”.
Will-“shut up or I swear blud, I’m gonna shank your nan”.”go suck ur nan”.

by Specialpeter May 27, 2018