the answer to all lifes questions.
Sara:what grade did you get on your math test?
Sarah:*whispers*i got your mom!
1. A part of the progrssion of insults. works best with "a whore"
2. Your female caretaker
Guy 1: its such a stupid movie.
Guy 2: your a stupid movie!
guy 1: your face is a stupid movie!
guy 2: your moms a stupid movie!
guy 1: your moms a whore.
guy 2: GODDAMNIT!!!
guy 1: why dont you get off drinking, man?
guy 2: i have to get off your mom first
random guy: OOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!
When someone says to you, "you mom" they are refering to your mother in a negative manner. For instance, if you call someone a shitface cockmaster. They might reply, "you mom."
Person 1-"You sir, are a shitface cockmaster."
Person 2-"Your mom."
Person 3-"Oh, they're good.
something you say when you can't think of anything else to say, or if you just want to insult someone without thinking too hard. Can also be varied in response.
guy #1 - "Dude, shut up"
guy #2 - "yeah well, your mom!"
guy #1 - "well uh, <i>your</i> mom!"
guy #2 - "yeah well, your mom's daughter's mom!"
guy #1 - "your mom's mom's mom's grandson's son's mom!"
guy #2 - "your sister!"
guy #1 - "YOU BASTARD!!" *he hits guy #2 with a fantastic right hook*
Ones female parental figure, oftentimes the target of puns.
Your mama so stupid that she threw a rock at the ground, and missed!
two words often put together for when some one asks you a gay or obvious question, or just for fun you can say it after everything some one says and really piss them off. Or just to burn some one. and you need to say OH! or BURN!!!! or somthing gay like that.
gay guy: your so asian
cool guy: your moms so asian
random guy: ASIAN!!! HA!!!! ASIAN!!!!
gay guy: lets play a game
cool guy: lets play your mom
random guy: OH!!!!!
gay guy: you suck
cool guy: your mom sucks... MY BALLS!!!!!
random guy: pwn3d!!
gay guy: what do you wanna do today?
cool guy: your mom
random guy: HAHA HE BURNED YOU FOOL!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!
can also be used as a witty commentary on a previously provided statement
Person1: silence is golden
Person2: If silence is golden, then me and your mom didn't win a medal last night
Random Person: OOOHHHHHHH
Person1: A good person like you is hard to find, everyone else is a dime a dozen
Person2: Your mom is a dime a dozen
Random Person: HAHAHA OHHHHHH your mom. dude he was making fun of your mom. lets go smoke up