An expression that resembles "one night stand". It is when a gentleman has completed the ejaculating process on the female counterpart after sexual activity. Then immediately takes off into the night without a trace.
Dude all you have to do is blow your load and hit the road and she'll never call back again.
by Abbykadabra April 17, 2015
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that one mooch that wont get their own juul and just use up everyones pods like just get your own jesus fuck.
dude 1 "lemme hit your juul bro"
dude 2 "fine but dont use up too much"
dude 1 *takes a fat rip*
dude 2 "fuck you man thats my last one"
dude 1 "lighten up bro
by juuluuluul March 13, 2019
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On the 26 november you for one day can hit your tallest friend and it doesn't matter how many times you do they can not hit you back and they can not carrie the grudge over to the next day.
"Was up josh *slap*"

"Ouch what the hell" josh said

"Oh did you not here its hit your tallest friend day cya"
by Master_mind734 November 24, 2020
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Ceæn eye HETE your vayp;

Can I give you a blowjob?

And/or

Can I suck thy ween?
Dude I’m so gay can I hit your vape?

Dude I’m literally gay too wtf Ofc you can bro
by Fernisnothere September 2, 2021
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On December 13 you get to hit your brother for free without getting in trouble or getting beat tf up.
You: Hi Brother
Brother: Hi
You: (Hit your brother)
You: before you hit me it’s national hit your brother day.
Brother: ok

(On National Hit Your Brother Day. 🤭 you get to hit your brother as much as you want without getting yo shit rocked. 😈)
by PlayBoi?? December 11, 2021
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