A synonym for "shut your mouth", that also indicates that only shit (garbage) comes out of one's mouth, therefore replacing "mouth" with "asshole".
Donald: "It has not been easy for me... My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars"
Logical guy: "A million dollars is a small loan? Shut your asshole you orange whiny bitch"
Logical guy: "A million dollars is a small loan? Shut your asshole you orange whiny bitch"
by Anrei October 22, 2017
I am not going to wait around while you fondle your asshole, let's go!
Hey man, stop fondling your asshole and go get dinner!
Hey man, stop fondling your asshole and go get dinner!
by Mblue March 8, 2011
1. Being required to follow an unnecessarily complicated procedure to accomplish something
2. A little-known R-rated MC Escher lithograph
2. A little-known R-rated MC Escher lithograph
Man, with all the bureaucratic red tape around here, you’ve gotta jump through your asshole to get anything done!
Emil hung a print of Jump Through Your Asshole in his dorm room, hoping to impress the stoner chicks.
Emil hung a print of Jump Through Your Asshole in his dorm room, hoping to impress the stoner chicks.
by Darktowerfan December 15, 2021
*knocks on bathroom door*
Him: baby, quit Finger popping your asshole! We are going to be late!
Me: ...Just getting out of the shower...not at all ready.
Him: baby, quit Finger popping your asshole! We are going to be late!
Me: ...Just getting out of the shower...not at all ready.
by The feminine product March 12, 2018
by Dick_Bitches November 5, 2013
A PSEUDO PRUDE who is afraid to say what they are really doing in the DEFINITION.
Say what you mean as don't let your inspiration run dry.
Say what you mean as don't let your inspiration run dry.
I am not TORN to FRENCH KISS YOUR ASS BUTT this is how I really feel as I want to not FRENCH KISS YOUR ASS, CHEEKS BUTT FRENCH KISS YOUR ASSHOLE so let THE SHIT COME OUT as I will even LIE NAKED on the floor.
Don't be such an ASS as say I WANT TO FRENCH KISS YOUR ASSHOLE.
Don't be such an ASS as say I WANT TO FRENCH KISS YOUR ASSHOLE.
by PRIME ASSHOLE April 4, 2021
Commanding a man/woman to allow an assfucking to take place!
Requesting Anal sex in a demanding form to another human being!
A punking between two mates/bros/friends!
Requesting Anal sex in a demanding form to another human being!
A punking between two mates/bros/friends!
(RingRing) hey whats going good wit it! Fuck you homie tell ur asshole to suck my dick!
Excuse me sir may I ask you a question... yes..yes you can...could you kindly tell your asshole to suck my dick!
Excuse me sir may I ask you a question... yes..yes you can...could you kindly tell your asshole to suck my dick!
by Nedly "NED" Nerdstrom April 15, 2008