Ok, let’s say someone asks you if they can have a samwich. If you don’t feel like making a samwich for them, just tell them that they can. This will give them a false sense of security for about ten seconds until they realize that you have only let them know that they are capable of having a samwich, and are in fact not going to make them a samwich.
Guy sitting at food table: Hey waiter! Can I have some queso?
Waiter: yes you can
Guy sitting at food table: k thanks
Waiter: *walks off, never to be seen again
Guy sitting at food table: *fucking dies
Waiter: yes you can
Guy sitting at food table: k thanks
Waiter: *walks off, never to be seen again
Guy sitting at food table: *fucking dies
by The Texan Pennsylvanian November 2, 2021