That moment when you are wearing white pants, period underwear, a tampon, and a pad but coochie blood goes through all that anyway, but you've been laying down on the floor for some reason and your coochie blood touches your asshole. So then you get up and the coochie blood is right in your ass crack showing through your pants.

Side note why do tampons look like long sperm cells?
Random person: "DIOS MÍO!!!! Líza you're bleeding from your ass!"

Líza: "Oh, sorry that's just my uterus. She must think you're cute."
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touching the glass of your car when you go over railroad tracks
whyd you touch the windshield
“touch the glass save your ass motherfucker
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Making fun of someone the wrong way
A - "I'm just poking your ass"
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Suggesting or imply through subliminal messages that one of your friends should get a kitten like Data from Star Trek the Next Generation until they finally ask you if they should get one without their significant other knowing and you reply with, “make it so.”
Molly said, “make it so” when her friend Erika asked if she should get a kitten without asking her husband Jake. Mike then told Jake that Molly, “Picard your ass”
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Spartan kick to ur pigeon chest would make you cave in then the neighborhood get to caveman that ass up
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The person is implying that they are the skin on your ass
I'm skin your ass and make myself a new fur coat
by Cheezeemcgee October 7, 2016
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