by Sonofagaylord February 12, 2019
When you want to let someone know that you think they are full of shit; or they are wrong and/ or lying
Person 1: “My girlfriends a model. My mom loves her! She’s so sweet & beautiful!
Person 2: “No way! When has your mom met her? When have you met her? you always talk about her but none of us have ever met her. You haven’t even met her! We’ve all only seen the same picture again & again.
Person 1: “no, we met um, ah, last month’” “ she’s just always out of state since, you know, she’s a model”
Person 2: haha dude, no way! Quit lying! Your ass is itchy!
Person 2: “No way! When has your mom met her? When have you met her? you always talk about her but none of us have ever met her. You haven’t even met her! We’ve all only seen the same picture again & again.
Person 1: “no, we met um, ah, last month’” “ she’s just always out of state since, you know, she’s a model”
Person 2: haha dude, no way! Quit lying! Your ass is itchy!
by DCH_23 March 27, 2018
This is said when talking with another person in a competitive manner, you concede that the other person has won.
It is usually said during one-up-manship contest.
Somewhat of a backwards "you win",but you really are the loser.
This is a very old saying...said as early as the 1800's.
It is usually said during one-up-manship contest.
Somewhat of a backwards "you win",but you really are the loser.
This is a very old saying...said as early as the 1800's.
Rhonda: I have a really bad headache.
Rick: Oh yeah, well I have a hangnail!
Rhonda: Yeah , and my knee hurts too.
Rick: Well, I guess "your ass is the blackest."
Rick: Oh yeah, well I have a hangnail!
Rhonda: Yeah , and my knee hurts too.
Rick: Well, I guess "your ass is the blackest."
by The_Overman September 1, 2007
Used to describe when someone tries to elevate themselves and ends up exposing their ignorance (or flaws, etc).
The further an unsuitable person is promoted, the more obvious his inadequacies become. In various more or less polite forms.
The further an unsuitable person is promoted, the more obvious his inadequacies become. In various more or less polite forms.
"Way to show your ass, broham. You really are an Internet Tough Guy. "
The filthe of her foli aperith more, as the filthe of the hynd partis of an ape aperith more, whanne he stieth climbs on high.
- c 1395 Wyclif Bible (1850) Proverbs iii. 35 (gloss)
He doth like the ape that the higher he clymbes the more he shows his ars.
-c 1594 Bacon Promus 102
The higher you climb, the more you shew your A—.
-1743 Pope Dunciad iv. 157 (note)
The higher a monkey climbs, the more he shows of his tail. - various
The filthe of her foli aperith more, as the filthe of the hynd partis of an ape aperith more, whanne he stieth climbs on high.
- c 1395 Wyclif Bible (1850) Proverbs iii. 35 (gloss)
He doth like the ape that the higher he clymbes the more he shows his ars.
-c 1594 Bacon Promus 102
The higher you climb, the more you shew your A—.
-1743 Pope Dunciad iv. 157 (note)
The higher a monkey climbs, the more he shows of his tail. - various
by Harry_Manback October 18, 2009
(v.) to plase a bullet into someone's buttox; usually done out of anger, fear, frustration, or as an act of self defense.
by ips420 September 20, 2006
if he does not spit on my ass before inserting, there is the likelihood that there is going to be an abrasive sensation in my asshole
damn mommy can i spit on your ass
damn mommy can i spit on your ass
by poosmoose99 November 14, 2016
The 2017 way of saying "I'm on your case". When you're on to someone and what they've been doing.
Tommy: Where've you been? We've been looking for you and Samantha.
Samuel: ok? I've been nowhere
Tommy: yeah right. im on your ass boy!!!
Tommy: Where've you been? We've been looking for you and Samantha.
Samuel: ok? I've been nowhere
Tommy: yeah right. im on your ass boy!!!