Two words that are commonly mixed up by idiots who need to improve their shitty grammar. I see these kind of people very often over the internet, and it pisses me off. They also often sound very similar to this:

"z0mg d0000d you're hair is s000 awe3summ brahhhhh! your the awesomest doooood!!!!!11!!!!1!!!one!!!one!!"

Although some people have realized the true difference between the two words, let me explain the differences to those who still have not.

The word "Your" is used when showing possession.
The word "You're" is used when describing the person you are communicating with.
Examples of how you should really use the words Your and You're:

Your: Your hair. Your terrible grammar. Your small penis.

You're: You're the person with bad grammar. You're a faggot.
by Mike Starace July 27, 2010
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The, "Your and You're" Disease (YYD) is obtained when one is bemused whether to utilize "your" or "you're" to their statement or an interrogatory question as an example. "Your" is a possession, used to describe one's property or item. "You're" is a contraction for the words, "You are", although it does not matter which one is selected from "You're" and "You are". Many may attain this syndrome if they are exposed to:

- Social media memes

- The repetition of others typing wrong from right

- Lack of education

There are no known antibiotics nor medicinal syrups and pills to dispose of this disease, but there are a few procedural actions one may do to reduce the disease in general so it is barely noticed by others.

- Get a grammar book

- Learn from others

- Get an education
Person A.) Hey, your getting robbed.

Person B.) It seems your brain has already been stolen.

Person C.) Now that's some acute "Your and You're" Disease!
by Ninja of Logic May 26, 2014
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One of the world's most common disease. One in three children are born with this. People with Your/You're Syndrome have a hard time figuring the difference between your and you're. People with this disease will always make this mistake even if they know the difference. As of right now, the only cure is to slap someone in the face until they are cured.
Gerardo: Hey dude, have you passed you're game yet?
Marco: What?

Gerardo: Have you passed you're game yet?
Marco: Ummm, it's YOUR not you're, learn the difference!
Gerardo: I do know the difference, guess I have your/you're syndrome.
Marco: Guess i need to punch you in the face.........
by pornfreakk July 26, 2011
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"Girl put your head down like you're dodging bullets"

1). Giving oral sex in the car

2). Felacio

3). Giving chrome dome
Put your head down like you're dodging bullets.

Girl stop talking and put yout head down like you're dodging bullets, and give me some of that Becky.

That Becky she sure puts her head down like she's dodging bullets
by RICKJAMES/SOCAL February 5, 2010
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