1.) Chic#1: "Damn,
dude I went out last night, got crunked, and ended up puking."
Chic#2: "Ya...you'll have that."
2.) "Damnit, I just washed my car, and now a
bird pooped all over it!!!"
"Ya.. youll have that dude"
3.) Fuck, I banged this dude cause I thought he was hot and now he's being all
annoying and stalkerish and wont leave me alone!!"
"D'oh, youll have that!"