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smashing his yougart truck

The act of a person bashing their fully erected-seamen covered penis onto someone else's face
Bro, David was totally smashing his yougart truck on your sister last night.

yogartventure 

Usually involves two friends, one of them being incredibly awkward and the other incredibly creative, proposes that they hang out by eating frozen yogurt, going go karting at an unknown location, ultimately creating an adventure. Thus, the three activities combine to make "yogartventure"
M: "Hey want to go on a yogartventure?"
A: "There must be something wrong with you."
yogartventure by adsfkj123789 June 13, 2010
Yosgart is a nice boy who is friendly to everyone he sees he will be the greatest of the great he has the nicest of friends and is also surprisingly smart. He sometimes acts like a gay kid but he’s not he is as straight as straight can be.
Me: Yosgart is a great friend

Juan: Yosgart is a good friend
Yosgart by Panda_lover29 January 29, 2020
A yoga induced fart.
She ripped a yogart last night. We are all trying to relax and she lets one go. It stunk.
Yogart by eggwad July 7, 2010
Yosgart is a kid who gets all the bitches in the whole school even the ugly ones that mf is most MID guy i have ever met hes such a wannabe cholo he be saggging all the way down to hes knees. yosgart is a goddam player with no life he kisses every girl he sees . an something even more enbarring is that hes family call them yogi.
Random person: "Yosgart you get no bicthes"
Yosgart: "no no no i got bicthes in straight lines bro if i wanted to i could play my gf but i choose not to"
Yosgart by yosgart hate page February 25, 2022

yougurt block 

when you have the last little bit of yougurt in the cup and if you dont eat it your mom/dad/watever will get mad so you eat the very last bite and it goes down misrabilly
i had a yougurt block just a second ago and i thought i was gonna gag
yougurt block by kcf1696 June 8, 2009