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Lamp oil. Rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend. As long as you have enough rupees. Sorry link, I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little.... mmmmm Richer! 

What Morshu says while trying to sell you stuff.
Lamp oil. Rope? Bombs? You want it? It's yours my friend. As long as you have enough rupees. Sorry link, I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little.... mmmmm Richer!

insulting me doesnt work the way you want it to 

they have a degrading kink bro..
i don't recommend insulting me doesnt work the way you want it to.

you know you want it 

A phrase where a desperate man is trying to seduce a girl so she can be another notch in the bedpost, but listen guys
cos ALL girls dont necessarily want it. It really pisses me off that you assume that all we want is sex or that "we say no but we really mean yes" it wont give up our doubts but it will give up our dreams (when you pressure us in the case of full-blown sex) so when we say no it MEANS no look it up in the goddamn dictionary.
Joe: ready to take the next step babe? (kisses Jill heavier and heavier)
Jill: I'm not ready yet, to give up my dreams of becoming a doctor we should wait a while, we're not mature for sex yet but when we are it'll be really special.
Joe: common you know you want it you prude
Jill: *slaps joe* grow up you pig and leaves joe with his right hand.

you know you want it 

What a man says to a woman (usually a virgin) when she intends to have any kind of sex with him, but has doubts whether it is the right thing to do.
The phrase is intended to encourage the woman to give up her doubts and have sex, because she wants it herself.
Jennie intends to give Kevin a blowjob, but she isn't sure whether to do it or not.
-Kevin, I am not sure about this...
-Come on, you know you want it!

Keep that up and its whatever you want it to be 

Used in a way of sexual excitement. Used when someone of the opposite sex asks your name or if your gay its someone of the same sex.
*Keep that up and its whatever you want it to be incounters*

Girl: Hey whats your name

Guy: Keep wearin that miniskirt and its whatever you want it to be.
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One family guy episode.

Guy 1: *whips bruce from family guy* Whats your name?!

Bruce: Honey you keep that whippin up and its whatever you want it to be.

where you want it? 

A courtesy question posed to someone who has offended you to the point that you feel the need to physically assault them or are morally required to on some level, but the offense was not bad enough to warrant getting into a full fight.

The question declares that the you are willing to restrict yourself to a single full strength hit if the other person does not put up a defense.

The generally accepted answers to the question are "face" or "stomach", if face is chosen the person getting hit is allowed to designate either left or right side. If the person simply states "left" or "right" it is assumed they mean the face.

It is not proper form to disregard the persons choice if you pose the question, and nose and groin are normally off limits due to the permanent damage that could result.

Proper stance to receive the hit is standing straight with your hands behind your back.

This question is used between friends, family, or people who generally respect each other as a way to satisfy social/moral responsibility or violent urges while keeping the relationship intact.
Zach and Bill have been best friends since preschool, they are both now in their twenties.

Zach: "I've been seeing this girl for a couple weeks and it's been great, but she said she has found another guy. Fuck that dude."
Bill: "I didn't even know you were seeing someone, whats her name"
Zach: "Sarah, the chick that works at the bar."
Bill: "Fuck. Yea... um... she's with me right now."
Zach: "Where you want it?"
where you want it? by Droolguy April 4, 2017