enough to make you slap your momma 

anything that is really really good

Isn't that girl hot? Hell yeah, she's hot... enough to make you slap your momma!

Have you had one of those burgers? They are enough to make you slap your momma!

enough to make you slap your momma by R-S October 29, 2006

Tastes so good, make you wanna slap yo momma 

When you try some new food that tastes so delicious it makes you wonder "why can't my mom cook this well?". This thought makes you so angry that you feel like slapping your mom for feeding you mediocre food.

Of course, this is usually meant as a joke or figure of speech. Most people love their mothers and would never do such a thing.

Kid 1: Yo dawg, I'm tired of eatin' at home. My momma feeds me the same ol' grilled cheese sandwich for lunch every-damn-day.

Kid 2: Don't sweat it home slice. Why don't you come on over to ma crib after school? I'll make you to best PB & J sandwich you've eva tasted. Tastes so good, make you wanna slap yo momma!

Kid 1: Yeaaah boii!!

Tastes so good, make you wanna slap yo momma by The Amazing Jazzy Jas August 7, 2009

momma said fuck you up 

Play on of LL Cool J's famous hit "Momma said knock you out". Derived by a boy and his father in Rochester NY, who saw and angry black man walking with a bag. Can be used as a catchphrase before fucking someone up.

Person 1: What you gonna do?
Person 2: Momma said fuck you up!
Person 1: Oh shazbot!
Person 2 proceeds to fuck up Person 1 and take his shit

momma said fuck you up by pie_fucker November 9, 2009

that's what yo momma said about you 

The comeback to any insult/negative comment
see so's your face and i know you are but what am i
Can ONLY be countered by "if i wanted a comeback, i'd wipe it off your chin"

Protester: Your bloody war has killed hundreds, if not thousands of people, destroyed countless amounts of property, and has made your country the most infamous in the world, all in the name of preserving America's oil interest.
Republican: .............. THAT'S WHAT YO MOMMA SAID ABOUT YOU!
Protester: Well you got me there.

that's what yo momma said about you by gri-unit October 3, 2005

you mamma 

1. It is a standard misunderstanding and/or insult.

"You momma..." said Donte. "What do you mean, my mamma? You momma!" Them's fightin' words.

you mamma by Bruce Citron September 14, 2003

what yo mamma gave you 

another word for butt, booty, ass,etc

Shake what yo mamma gave you!

what yo mamma gave you by sexylexie May 29, 2007

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