you bastarded 

the act of making a hilliarious joke, coinciding with the injestion of a beverage or food one in your vicinity, causing them to laugh, and make said beverage or food come out their nose, as well as making them yell 'you bastard'

1: "theres some chinese food comin out your nose bro"
"yeah, i got you bastarded"

2: "*milk shoots out nose* you bastard!"
"hahaa, i you bastarded you"

you bastarded by garbage day October 3, 2006

Oh,my God!You killed Kenny!You bastard! 

Stan and Kyle use to say this when Kenny gets killed..not so often after season 5,they kinda realise that it happens all the times..

Kenny gets killed by someone.
Stan:oh,my God!You killed Kenny!
Kyle:You bastard!

Then Kennys dead body is attacked by 3 or 4 rats :)

Oh,my God!You killed Kenny!You bastard! by Digooo February 12, 2005

You Bastard channel 

The Lifetime channel on television. Called this because most movies shown are about women who are treated wrongly by men.

My mom watched the You Bastard channel all night last night

You Bastard channel by Ibi Daby June 18, 2009

You Bastard

A term that Indian people frequently use when something you are in a more favorable situation than they are.

Nev: I have FIVE more classes until Spring break.
Jon: Really? All my classes are canceled tomorrow.
Nev: You bastard.

You Bastard by awaka April 11, 2009

You Bastard Guy 

One who consistently, and with explicit malice, consumes one's nilla wafers.

You ate my nilla wafers, you bastard guy.

You Bastard Guy by Waffalova January 29, 2009

OMG you killed Kenny! You bastard 

Definition You say it whenever Kenny dies in a episode so every episode or if you see someone named Kenny die

“Someone named Kenny gets shot” OMG you killed Kenny! YOU BASTARD

OMG you killed Kenny! You bastard by Kenny McCormicc April 6, 2023

cope you bastard

1) what to yell at a computer screen during those espescially trying times of server rejiggery.

2) none-too-witty-but-nonetheless-very-relevant answer to exponents of the gender factuality thesis

this issue of rijiggery don't impress me much want i want from you is for you to cope you bastard

cope you bastard by silencut March 2, 2009