you got mommed

To have some minor physical imperfection (usually resulting from carelessness) improved or corrected by someone else; esp. by, but not limited to, an adult female.

Teacher notices Matthew's collar is tucked inside his shirt.
Teacher: Matthew, come here and let me fix that for you.
Sara: Dude, you got mommed!

by Sprid January 21, 2006

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fuck you in the mom

To have sex with the mother of the person the phrase is aimed at.

Hey fag, last night I fucked you... IN THE MOM!

Wow girl, can I fuck you in the mom?

by Lee Ji Hoon April 2, 2008

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NAH DID I JUST CATCH YOU HAVING SEX WITH A BIG BLACK MAN WHILE EATING YO MOMMA FR NAHHH JIT TRIPPIN BALLZ

big black man having sex while you eat your mom.

by REAL CHEESE MASTER February 16, 2023

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Who know moms are really good, I don’t you to your mom is perfect dancer, bro fool my mom, not that good at dancing, you’ll be lucky you lucky

who knew moms can dance. I don’t know you but your mom is a perfect dancer. Bro my mom is not that good at dancing. You are lucky

“Who know moms are really good, I don’t you to your mom is perfect dancer, bro fool my mom, not that good at dancing, you’ll be lucky you lucky” was used in a tiktok comment on krithi.com’s page

by Djlaixbfuxis August 25, 2021

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