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2. you are
A Word Copyrighted to Microphone Joe

"YOU ARE" - © MicrophoneJoe 2003.

The best comeback to anything, ever.
"You're so gay"
"You Are"
1. YOU are
spoken with emphasis on the "you"

is the lowest form of comeback to an insult, usually, but when used correctly (e.g. out of context) it becomes one of the funniest and most classy calls
usual context:
bully "you are so fat, look at you, fatty fatty boom boom"
kid "you are"

used correctly:

Jason "this office is a bit sterile without a radio"
Brendan "YOU are"
3. you are
A phrase said to someone whom you don't really like or wish to irritate.

It MUST be said after everything they say.
Person 1 - "You're an effort you"
Person 2 - "You are"
Person 1 - "Stop bipping yourself"
Person 2 - "You are"
Person 1 - "I'm bipping myself?"
Person 2 - "You are"
by Martin Heward Sep 14, 2004 add a video
4. you are
A retort to any form of criticism, the lowest in the chain of retaliation.

See also: no you, veined
"look at that cocksucker"
"you are."
by Diablos Nov 11, 2002 add a video
5. you are
How to answer to something you don't care about.
Person 1: God, this homework is so hard!

Person 2: You're so hard.
by Bob Dill Feb 6, 2005 add a video
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