yondr

When you climb up onto a clothes hoist, lay down, put a match in your penis hole, then light it and sing Happy Birthday to yourself while your friends slowly turn the hoist.

“Hurry up and bring out the cake! Dave’s already started his Yondr!”

by Jenkins the Imbecile April 29, 2021

yondr pouch

A lockable phone pouch used by schools and concerts to implement a phone ban.

The yondr pouch will protect the copyright of the music at the concert.

by OfficeMS October 29, 2023