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yo mamma 

a very harsh insult/come-back
yo mamma so dumb she failed a blood test.

yo mamma so fat when she turned around it was her next birthday

yo mamma so dumb that if she spoke her mind she would be speechless.

yo mamma so stupid she got fired from da m&m company for throwing away the w's.

ypo mamma so fat that her drivers liscenc picture say "picture continued on other side"
yo mamma by Rabi J. February 5, 2005

yomamado 

An exclamation used to signafy an exciting and/or good moment. Commonly used in Northern California.
The positive version of yomamadont.
Person 1: Our team won the game!
Person 2: Yomamado!
yomamado by bitch in per. 6 October 4, 2018

Yomamadont

An expression one says in a state of dread and disappointment.
The teach said we’re doing not 1, but 2 test...yomamadont.

Yo mamma 

It is an overly used gay joke that disses someones mom. Came from the show Yo Mamma
Yo mamma is so stupid she was talking into a letter trying to send voice mail.

Yo mamma is so fat the last time she saw her phone number was on a weight scale.

Yo mamma is so fat that when she was sitting in the road i tried to swerve around her but ran out of gas

Yo mamma is so fat the when she walked past the TV i missed 3 episodes of my show.
Yo mamma by mammasatonadildo December 20, 2010

yomommabeabitch 

a series of words strung together, totally unacceptable when playing scrabble
Violent J, i'll have to ask you to remove "yomommabeabtich" from the board and subtract 357 points

what yo mamma gave you 

another word for butt, booty, ass,etc
Shake what yo mamma gave you!