yolkert 

that yellowy shit that accumulates at the top of yogurt

"I had to pour the yolkert down the drain"

yolkert by jonbenet January 25, 2006

Crack a yolker

When you let one rip, cut one, trouser burp, flatulence, fart

Man, what's that stench? Did you crack a yolker?

Crack a yolker by Vinnie Y. January 25, 2009

double yolker

A person who is of outstanding character. Has done something exceptional. The term is an extension of the phrase a good egg as a double yolker is the best kind of egg.

Andy: That Laura is a good egg.
Jon: Nahh mate she is better than that, she's a double yolker !!

double yolker by TheMann87 November 27, 2015

yolker 

The yellowish slime left in the crotch of a girl's panties usually due to over-horniess or a genital disorder.

Sarah always had a bright yellow yolker waiting for me in her underpants

yolker by donniel May 26, 2006

Yolker 

One who masturbates constantly.
used as an insult

"Hey you going to pro with Jeff?"
"No he's such a yolker..."

Yolker by ckyuteee March 18, 2009

Double Yolker

When a man cums twice in the same session.

Hell yeah! Double Yolker! That hasn’t happened since I was a tennager!

Double Yolker by ViolentLove April 28, 2019

double yolker

someone who is pissing you off can be referred to as a double yolker

damn bastard, what is he some kind of double yolker

double yolker by Leeeeroy Jenkins July 17, 2007