Me: My mom started yokoing at me I got in trouble in class.
Friend: Shit. I'm glad my mom doesn't do that.
Friend: Shit. I'm glad my mom doesn't do that.
by Hunter Kiernan March 18, 2022
Finding meaning in personal artwork, which may or may not be at all true... but it suits you for the sake of giving it a purpose.
Based off the artist, Yoko Ono. Who's bizarre art installations seem to have little to no actual substance to their intended meanings.
Based off the artist, Yoko Ono. Who's bizarre art installations seem to have little to no actual substance to their intended meanings.
"I have no idea what this artwork is supposed to represent..."
"Just yoko it!"
"Oh... well I spose the birds could represent the traumas of war... and the cows are our great leaders."
"Just yoko it!"
"Oh... well I spose the birds could represent the traumas of war... and the cows are our great leaders."
by Deanis February 25, 2014
In verb form:
To royally screw up a band. (Usually applies to a woman/man who screws up the band because she/he is screwing a band member.)
In Noun form: The said band screwer-upper.
To royally screw up a band. (Usually applies to a woman/man who screws up the band because she/he is screwing a band member.)
In Noun form: The said band screwer-upper.
Verb:
Person 1: I used to like their band, what happened?
Person 2: Lead singer got Yoko'd and it all went down hill from there.
Noun:
Person 1: What's up with lead singer?
Person 2: See that girl hanging off him? That's what.
Person 1: Dammit Yoko, stop screwing up the band!
Person 1: I used to like their band, what happened?
Person 2: Lead singer got Yoko'd and it all went down hill from there.
Noun:
Person 1: What's up with lead singer?
Person 2: See that girl hanging off him? That's what.
Person 1: Dammit Yoko, stop screwing up the band!
by Lord of the Ping June 18, 2007
Yokoing meaning the person becomes so indecisive and confused yourself for multiple options And then can’t make your minds till very last min and usually they end up with most undesirable option out of frustration of confusions. This word originates from the person named Yoko who becomes so indecisive and confused when a few things overlap at the same time.
Fuck Sam has just asked me to go for drinks tonight but I got a work to do till late! Don’t know if I should do this work tomorrow instead and still go out with him or say no to Sam and may as well finish this off tonight or not! Fuck I’m yokoing now
by Carltongore road November 23, 2018
A woman who interferes with a friendship.
Generally, one male seems to love her,
And the other seems to hate her.
Usually, fights occur between the two friends.
Originated from the Ono-Lennon-McCartney conflict.
John Lennon and Paul McCartney had a very strong bond, Yoko came along, and BAM the Beatles broke up. They had had building tension..but Yoko Ono pretty much brought on the final load.
Generally, one male seems to love her,
And the other seems to hate her.
Usually, fights occur between the two friends.
Originated from the Ono-Lennon-McCartney conflict.
John Lennon and Paul McCartney had a very strong bond, Yoko came along, and BAM the Beatles broke up. They had had building tension..but Yoko Ono pretty much brought on the final load.
Friends script:
(David is feeding Phoebe popcorn. Max walks up)
Phoebe: Hi, Max!
Max: Yoko. (To David) I've decided to go to Minsk without you.
David: Wow.
Max: It won't be the same- but it'll still be Minsk. Happy New Year. (Walks off)
(David is feeding Phoebe popcorn. Max walks up)
Phoebe: Hi, Max!
Max: Yoko. (To David) I've decided to go to Minsk without you.
David: Wow.
Max: It won't be the same- but it'll still be Minsk. Happy New Year. (Walks off)
by Cardboard.canvas May 4, 2006
a BIG girl who is unattractive and unlikely to get any attention or action, unless she takes advantage of an unlucky fellow who had consumed too many alcoholic beverages. the name "yoko" derived from the famous professional wrester from the '80s named Yokozuna.
by takeiteasypaulweezy September 13, 2012