by Doctor Science November 30, 2010
Another name for masturbation.
Every guy's favorite type of yoga and a national past time.
Often practiced by single males as a form of relaxation. It involves stroking one's genitals until aroused and a warm sticky substance is omitted. This leads to a soothing sensation that makes one drowsy.
Every guy's favorite type of yoga and a national past time.
Often practiced by single males as a form of relaxation. It involves stroking one's genitals until aroused and a warm sticky substance is omitted. This leads to a soothing sensation that makes one drowsy.
Monica: Why were you late for work today?
John: I was doing hand yoga.
Monica: Can I join you next time?
John: Only if you plan on participating.
John: I was doing hand yoga.
Monica: Can I join you next time?
John: Only if you plan on participating.
by Kwes Luv September 15, 2014
Cat Yoga n: Physical manipulation of your pet feline to adopt yogic postures that help to release negative energies built up in the cats body.
Example: "Did you see Seth performing Cat Yoga with his furry friend?"
Example: "Did you see Seth performing Cat Yoga with his furry friend?"
"I have to get ready for my Cat Yoga class" An exercise that builds trust bonds between owner and pet thru therapeutic stretching of the major feline muscle groups.
by Prof. S. Dannen Bldg 2 Rm 420 May 8, 2015
A deep meditative state achieved by staring at your iPhone continously. The beauty of iPhone yoga is unlike other meditation, background noise such as a humans talking to you or vehicles about to run over you do not disturb you in the slightest.
I shouted a warning to my friend about the speeding garbage truck about to run him over but the poor chap was in deep iPhone yoga. RIP.
by killerbajaj July 22, 2014
by Effing Dbag October 3, 2010
The blissful, detached state on mind a person temporarily experiences after a good yoga practice, particularly a challenging one. Symptoms include smiling, walking slowly, and forgetting where you parked.
Wow, I'm so yoga drunk after that class, that I left my water bottle in the bathroom, and I can't find my shoes!
by Finger Lakes Yoga Festival June 23, 2011
That thing white girls use to make their ass bigger.
claim to be "comfortable" by millions of girls
Rarely, RARELY used for yoga
Sometimes see-through (lululemon)
claim to be "comfortable" by millions of girls
Rarely, RARELY used for yoga
Sometimes see-through (lululemon)
GIRLS: "I wear Yoga Pants all the time They're sooooooooo comfortable!!!!!"
REALITY: "I'm a girl and even though I never worked out in my entire fucking life, I wear yoga pants to show off my ass to horny men and complain when 500 guys stare at me. being an attention whore is sooooo funnnn"
REALITY: "I'm a girl and even though I never worked out in my entire fucking life, I wear yoga pants to show off my ass to horny men and complain when 500 guys stare at me. being an attention whore is sooooo funnnn"
by Cluero May 24, 2015