When someone posts a Yelp review that is mostly to brag to their friends that they did something fancy, exclusive or expensive, but thinly weiled as a review.
I tried to find a japanese restaurant and decided it was not worth it because of too many Yelp Brags in the reviews:
We had just about every fish: sea bream, scallop from Japan (the best scallop I ever had), aji, blue fin toro, hamachi, maguro, and many other types that other restaurants don't serve. I can't remember the names of the fish. We ate (just the 2 of us) $150 worth of sashimi.
We had just about every fish: sea bream, scallop from Japan (the best scallop I ever had), aji, blue fin toro, hamachi, maguro, and many other types that other restaurants don't serve. I can't remember the names of the fish. We ate (just the 2 of us) $150 worth of sashimi.
by Juswords December 23, 2011
(n) A person on Yelp who has a million reviews and most of them 5 stars, for places they couldn't have been to.
This fucking yelp whore who praised this garage and I got royally hosed in the booty when I used him. The work sucked and my car won't start! When I check all other reviews the yelp who're wrote, they were 5 stars in 27 states coast to coast in 4 months! If I ever see them in real life, I'm going to hit them with a Tony Danza!!!
by Cittidude February 18, 2016
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by BootyGobbler April 6, 2011
A user on Yelp who uses the talk boards to cock-tease males and never show their face at an event; They often know all the inside jokes that nobody with a life cares about and also hide behind sexually suggestive pictures of themselves 10 pounds ago. They get off on spicing up threads by creating second troll accounts and are the first ones to announce that the talk boards are boring by creating a new thread titled "Post here when Yelp Talk is boring or sucks" when the threads are not centered around them.
Look, everybody's favorite Yelp Talk Whore is at it again "pointing to John's crotch." Just suck his cock already.
by Ivana P February 27, 2010
Someone who can usually be found chatting away on Yelp Talk incessantly, contributing their 2 cents worth to all sorts of chat threads about things so vapid as asking others how much lint they picked out of their navel that morning in the shower... all in the name of trying to be the center of everyone's attention.
Jean The Bean is a Yelp Talk Whore. Day in and day out, she can be found on Yelp Talk or PMing her Yelp friends, unless, of course there's a Friday evening DYL (Destroy Your Liver), a Sunday DYK hike (Destroy Your Knees) or a Yelp Elite event happening somewhere.
by Not Really Me February 20, 2007