Yelnats, the last name and short name for Stanley Yelnats IV, main character of the best-selling book and box-office smash hit "Holes". Yelnats is a delinquent with a fondness for bananas and an unhealthy amount of affection for the proper maintenance of holes. He is portrayed by Hollywood megastar actor (gay?)sex symbol Shia LaBeouf, star of the 2003 mega-thriller "Holes", as well as CGI masterpieces "Transformers", "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen", and "Transformers: Dark Side of Moon". He was given the role because he too shares a certain love for bananas and the functionality of holes, and proved to be the best able to get into the character properly.
Did you guys see that movie, "Holes", starring 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008, 2009, 2010, 2011, 2012, and 2013 "Peepol's Magazine's" sexiest actor to ever star in a movie about holes, Shia LaBeouf, who portrayed the main character Yelnats? Who am I kidding, EVERYONE HAS SEEN IT!
by Shia-sama June 1, 2012
The act of standing back to back with your significant other, bending over and having sex backwards. (your butt-cheeks should be touching and your penis should be between your legs.)
by the hyman bros. May 26, 2010
Elya Yelnats is Stanley's no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather.
by stanley yelnats II November 30, 2021
Much like the bill cosby sweater, the movie Holes starring Shia LaBeouf has provided us with the Stanley Yelnats Sweater. It involves eating an entire raw onion before sex. During sex, induce vomiting onto your partner's chest. For an extra challenge, first consume a raw onion with a can of peaches. Then, during sex, vomit on your partners chest to fully complete a Sploosh Sweater.
by gazerbeam April 25, 2013