They Are A Holy Doggo, Garfunkel Hybrid. They Legally Are The Best Living Being On The Earth, (And Mars) They Have A Life Span Of 600,000,000,000 Years To The Second Power. The Formula Used To Create Them is E=35 Squared. They Can Kill Your Enemies With A Simple Command Of /kill @supirior's enemy. They Eat Air For All Three Meals And Poop 3 Molecules Every Year, Of Air. They Love Humans, And Aliens So You Can Bring Them To Raid Area 51 Anytime, Because, Again, They Never Die. They Take Walks When You Want And Love Anything. They Will Be Your Best Friend Forever.
Guy:1 Hey, Do You Have A YeeterMcFunKel?

Guy:2 If I Want To Die, I'll Buy One, But For Now, No.
by yeeter man 35 October 21, 2019
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