A very fat girl with a yeast infection.
Ted: Check out that girl over there...She's smiling at you. You should go talk to her.
Bill: No way! She looks like a yeastopotamus.

David Attenborough- famous Nat. Geo. narrator: "In the wilds of Africa, the only creature that scares the mighty cockodile is the equally large and ferocious yeastopotamus.
by Two in the Stink November 11, 2017
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