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YASTFU by TurtleDerby February 26, 2013
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Yasufuku
Adj. A baller move; the aspect of being sought after for almost mythial manliness.
Origin: Legendary Japanese bull, Yasufuku, was born in Kobe and brought to Hida in 1981; known and sought after for passing down calves with prodigious yet delicately laced fat marbling; Yasufuku's prolific loins are said to have sired 40,000 offspring, and the bull is known as "the greatest of all Waygu" cattle.
Origin: Legendary Japanese bull, Yasufuku, was born in Kobe and brought to Hida in 1981; known and sought after for passing down calves with prodigious yet delicately laced fat marbling; Yasufuku's prolific loins are said to have sired 40,000 offspring, and the bull is known as "the greatest of all Waygu" cattle.
"You just sold a beat-up Pinto for the price of a pristine Porsche, that negotiation was full-on Yasufuku!"
"You're looking very Yasufuku in that photo -- bespoke suit surrounded by your six beautiful children."
"That guy's acting like he's the Yasufuku of the neighborhood just because he's lined up a few Tinder dates."
"You're looking very Yasufuku in that photo -- bespoke suit surrounded by your six beautiful children."
"That guy's acting like he's the Yasufuku of the neighborhood just because he's lined up a few Tinder dates."
YSTFUYPAB
ONE DAY ON SOME SOCIAL NETWORK:
PERSON 1: hey what's wrong
P2: Nothin juss madd about stuff
P1: cheesecake??
P2: This is why I Don't tell you anything, Your not serious about anything
P1:I'm juss tryin to help
P2: STFU!
P1: YSTFUYPAB
PERSON 1: hey what's wrong
P2: Nothin juss madd about stuff
P1: cheesecake??
P2: This is why I Don't tell you anything, Your not serious about anything
P1:I'm juss tryin to help
P2: STFU!
P1: YSTFUYPAB
YSTFUYPAB by Dulce Princesa July 3, 2010
ystfu
ystfu by WHATTHEFUCKDOESPSEUDONYMMEAN May 28, 2025
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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