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yard sale 

When a skier or snowboarder eats it on the slopes and loses all of their gear. If a skier loses his skies, poles, hat, goggles, and anything else, shout "YARD SALE" from the ski lift above him.
"While the skier denied that he lost his skis and poles in the fall, everyone that saw it knew that in reality his fall was a classic yard sale"
yard sale by Erik August 31, 2003

yard sale 

The evidence or remains of a catatrophic accident or wipeout, in which the victim's belongings are scattered or spread out across a large area (resembling a traditional yard sale).
The U-Haul trailer fishtailed into the oncoming semi, then the median strip was a yard sale.
yard sale by braver October 8, 2003

yard sale 

a bad wipe-out on the ski slopes, your shit's all over the place: one ski over here, a pole over there, hat somewhere else
sorry I took so long getting down, had a yard sale on that second jump
yard sale by Luber August 29, 2003

yard sale 

Snowboarding/Skiing - When you fall hard and leave your hat, goggles, clothes, gloves, poles, etc.. all over the mountain
He ate it off of that jump and had a yard-sale! anybody need a new hat or gloves?
yard sale by nig+ August 30, 2003

To "yard sale" your pouch 

the act of dumping everything from your tool pouch or bag while climbing to, or working at heights.
while climbing on a house, building, scaffolding, ladder, etc... you dump the entire contents of your fully loaded tool pouch/bag onto the ground.

Professional Yard Sale Associate 

A term referring to Hispanic women over the age of thirty who spend the weekday gathering a host of useless trinkets and trash from the neighborhood thrift stores, and then selling them in a yard sale on the weekend. These women consider this to be their profession, though not profitable.

Often affected with Troll Syndrome, these women tend to wear extremely inappropriate clothes and can be easily identified by their scowl, and hate for white people.
Why does every house across the railroad tracks have a yard sale EVERY weekend?

Its their job, they are Professional Yard Sale Associates.