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TOP O' THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES 

What jacksepticeye screams at the beginning of his videos. Just turn your volume down and you'll be fine.
"TOP O' THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES, MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE"

top o' the mornin' to ya 

Irish slang for "good morning." Usually spoken as the speaker opens a bottle of Killian's. Pronounced with a hugely Irish accent that could choke a donkey.
Top o' the mornin' to ya, donkey!

top o' the mornin' to ya 

A phrase nobody has ever actually really said in ireland because it was made up by big-shot holywood dickheads, but for some reason all the stupid americans think its a common phrase in ireland anyways, but in reality if they said it to an actual irish person they would ether get laughed at or knocked the fuck out for being retarded.
johnny:"i cant believe them yankees are so retarded they actually think we say top o' the mornin' to ya"

paddy:"i know right, the fucking gobshites"

Ya.L.K.V.M.O.M. 

Netflix adaptation of yolk vs your mom
Hey son want to watch Ya.L.K.V.M.O.M.

Keep your eggs in ya ovaries 

A slightly sexist way to tell someone to calm down.
Swaggerella: OMG I just have so much swag im gonna die!

Random: OMG Keep your eggs in ya ovaries!

Harry Styles: Hey I just thought I would make an appearance in this definition so it gets more thumbs up.

Sometimes ya gotta suck ya own tiddies 

When a man is doing less than the bare minimum so you have to step in and do all the work or else it will never get done
Abby: Are you going to do any more for this group project?

Matt: I already wrote the intro and I’m busy this week

Abby: Sometimes ya gotta suck ya own tiddies