3 definitions by Fresh_Towels98
The best instrument of all time. Beats the clarinet by a mile. Clarinets are really stupid. They are the worst instrument. Maybe besides flutes. And flutes? Really? They're just really dopey. Have you noticed that NO ONE plays the flute? Saxophones are cool but overused. Epic Sax Guy? You know him? Yeah, no. And trombones are probably the second best. But none y'all can beat trumpet because it's all dope. You play the loudest, get more solos, and are used in lots of pictures of Jesus and God. They are holy instruments. That's why they're awesome! If you don't agree, you're probably a clarinet.
by Fresh_Towels98 November 29, 2017
Laura is an amazing person. She is the most lit person in the entire universe. She is not a girly girl but does have an obsession with mermaids. She is pretty smart and knows her way around. She is the best friend you could ever have. She may not know how to cheer you up, but she'll know all the jokes that make you laugh. So be friends with a Laura today.
by Fresh_Towels98 January 5, 2018
What jacksepticeye screams at the beginning of his videos. Just turn your volume down and you'll be fine.
"TOP O' THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES, MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE"
by Fresh_Towels98 February 8, 2018