ya mum

ya mum is what people usually say when they can't think of any comebacks

person1: whatcha doing?
person 2: ya mum

by qwedfgbnmzxcvghjiopqwertyuiopa October 30, 2013

ya mum

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by vyu08bipu March 7, 2022

Ya Mum

Usually used in a sentence involving yer friend banging her

Guess who I had sex with last night? Ya Mum!

by BoxManTings March 23, 2021

Ya mum

A slag that sucks off men for a quid

Ye ya mum

by Ya dad June 23, 2018

ya mum

awesome comeback for lowlifes who have no other decent insult to use

Fred: What's the time, man?
Jess: YA MUM!

by watafuckinghore March 27, 2009

ya mum

A whore!

YA MUMS A WHORE

by makingbabieswithmynan May 8, 2017

YA MUM

Something you say when you see a British roadman

Roadman "Ayo where you from g"
Person "YA MUM"
Roadman "Ahhh i know where that is"

by Nasher1435 September 20, 2021