by oj March 14, 2005
Ya mum is commonly used as an irrefutable comeback when properly used. The result is best if it implies something to do with the insultees mum being sexually active. Being females the results are funny as we dont REALLY like ya mum.
(Works best when a straight female says it to add confusion)
(Works best when a straight female says it to add confusion)
e.g
Davo: Hey cockhead.
Bobbio: Your mum likes cockheads.
or
Davo: What were you doing on the weekend?
Bobbio: I was doing ya mum doggy style.
or
Davo: Oh My God! I was so excited.
Bobbio: Ya Mum was excited, when I shagged her!
Davo: Hey cockhead.
Bobbio: Your mum likes cockheads.
or
Davo: What were you doing on the weekend?
Bobbio: I was doing ya mum doggy style.
or
Davo: Oh My God! I was so excited.
Bobbio: Ya Mum was excited, when I shagged her!
by Sarah And Kitty April 28, 2006
by sickmad beast February 23, 2010
The woman that is my girlfriend.
by Bowen Zhu May 12, 2008
Ben- Ur Gay
Billy- Ya Mums Gay
1- Go away u Homo
2- Thats not what ya Mum said
Ben - Where were u last night
Billy- In YA MUMS bedroom suckin her cock!
Ben - WHAT!
1- Dont pay ot me Mum
2- Im Not im just sayin shes good at it!
Billy- Ya Mums Gay
1- Go away u Homo
2- Thats not what ya Mum said
Ben - Where were u last night
Billy- In YA MUMS bedroom suckin her cock!
Ben - WHAT!
1- Dont pay ot me Mum
2- Im Not im just sayin shes good at it!
by funny one here September 20, 2007
1. Self explanatory. Your. Mum.
2. The ultimate standby when unable to think of an insulting comeback.
3. Or, for the ultra-dumb, s phrase used commonly throughout the day for absolutely no reason.
2. The ultimate standby when unable to think of an insulting comeback.
3. Or, for the ultra-dumb, s phrase used commonly throughout the day for absolutely no reason.
1. "Who's on the phone?"
"Ya mum again."
"Damn it."
2. "You're a douchebag!"
"Ya mum is a douchebag!"
3. "Hi."
"Ya mum."
"How's it going?"
"Ya mum."
"What day is it?"
"Ya mum."
"Ya mum again."
"Damn it."
2. "You're a douchebag!"
"Ya mum is a douchebag!"
3. "Hi."
"Ya mum."
"How's it going?"
"Ya mum."
"What day is it?"
"Ya mum."
by ya mum. November 23, 2006