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(pronounced "ZLOR-bik") n. 1) technologically advanced object, either a technical device or an element of one 2) a comparative unit of technology
Jim: "I haven't figured out all the xlorbics on my new digital camera yet."

Bart: "Mango got a new Prius, and it has more xlorbics than last year's did."
by BuenaSuerte July 13, 2010