xflop 

Micro$ofts game console, xbox.

lol you got the xflop? omg!

xflop by blao October 19, 2005

Xylophile 

Someone who loves the forest, and woods.

Sabrina and I love nature. I think we might be xylophiles.

Xylophile by JBlevins1984 August 9, 2017

xylophonobia 

The extreme feeling of existential dread that a person feels whilst in the presence of, or hearing a xylophone.

“I’m terribly sorry, Mr. Montgumery, but I will be unable to attend the orchestral demonstatration of the talents of said musicians; as I know there will be a xylophone present, and I suffer from xylophonobia.”

xylophonobia by Keronica Kadwell February 10, 2018

Xylophone abs 

When a man (or woman) has such toned abs that you could pick up a mallet and play them like a xylophone.

Blythe: Man that guy has such great abs!

Sarah: Yea, I could look at those xylophone abs all day...

Xylophone abs by Qwassie November 16, 2013

xylophila 

A person who speaks of trees and forest in hushed tones and reserves deep respect for them, they may also be know to smoke some of the green stuff from time to time.

Wiz Khalifa is a xylophila

xylophila by wizardofmoz June 10, 2016

xylophilia 

The obssessive fascination or attraction to nature.

His xylophilia causes him to go into the woods a lot.

xylophilia by death.is.afk September 18, 2016

Xylophoney 

Adjective- Reffering to a person with a high or chimey voice

Alex is very xylophoney because his voice is rather high.

Xylophoney by Makenzzzza February 10, 2009