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XDaRkEsTx is a name given to someone who is renowned for their ability to consume large quantities of tea and crumpets. XDaRkEsTs are often ridiculed for their embarassingly small penises. XDaRkEsTX is also the IRC nickname of the leader of Team Oblivion, RuneScape's best PKing clan.
Zelfhar: Where's XDaRkEsTx? We're warring Brutality in 5 minutes!

Bobsac: He'll brb, he's just making some tea and crumpets.
by TheRSKid September 21, 2010

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