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XDaRkEsTx is a name given to someone who is renowned for their ability to consume large quantities of tea and crumpets. XDaRkEsTs are often ridiculed for their embarassingly small penises. XDaRkEsTX is also the IRC nickname of the leader of Team Oblivion, RuneScape's best PKing clan.
Zelfhar: Where's XDaRkEsTx? We're warring Brutality in 5 minutes!

Bobsac: He'll brb, he's just making some tea and crumpets.
xdarkestx by TheRSKid September 23, 2010
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xdankest_boi

The dankest of the dank, god of the universe, meme page admin, lord and saviour of the depressed.
AMEN
lil n*gro: do you follow xdankset_boi on instagram ?
grandma: no lil n*gro, who is this?
lil n*gro: then you dont belong any longer to this family. *dabs*

lil whiteass: omg are you xdankest_boi?
xdankest_boi: yes *dabs*
xdankest_boi by YeroZoke May 31, 2018
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xDarkstalker 

The day xDarkstalker started krunker, he knew he would pick a senpai. So he searched everywhere looking for the perfect senpai until he found Genchy Genchy had a big dick, and was good at krunker.io Dark then Joined the clan cosmo, and thru practice in krunker, was able to get the comp ready role, and Tester role, by beating Genchy in a 1v1 10-2. He then Knifed him every round, making him rage quit. Now, xDarkstalker is Genchy's senpai. Genchy hopes to have as big of a dick and as sexy as xDarkstalker. Yello is perverted. Kyozi needs to give xDarkstalker TEAM VEGA comp. ZecoG xDarkstalker needs to win his kr giveaway. Cosmo is better than every single clan, especially LLTKandVanity. We do not see Vanity and LLTK at a threat. Kingboneless1 is sexy too. xDarkstalker is the sexiest straight man alive.
How to use xDarkstalker in a sentence: xDarkstalker is senpai
xDarkstalker is sexy xDarkstalker is SMEKSY
xDarkstalker by xDarkstalker May 18, 2020

xdankest_boi

Is xdankest_boi really the dankest?
8ball: Yes
xdankest_boi by assassin02 June 18, 2018
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026