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x0nz0red is pronounced "yon-zor-d".

It is an alternate version of the word "pwnt" which is derived from a scientific calculates code for standard deviation which is "xon".

To be x0nz0red is similiar to being "pwnt". (See pwnt)

The best way to deliver a x0nz0ricon is to use German language such as "Ich bien x0nz0red" roughly translated "I have been x0nz0red".

A common phrase to use is "Looks like youuuuuuuuuuuuu just got XONZOR3D." when something happens to another person, no matter how trivial it may seem.
*Steven Raison is playing WoW and he gets owned by some noob warrior*
Steven: Ich bien x0nz0red!
Steven: I fail at life!
by Nick Henderson January 12, 2008

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