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Someone who is not Asian, but displays ancient wisdom that could only have been acquired by being of the same spirit as Ancient Taoist Scholars, Zen masters, Chinese Alchemists, or Shaolin Monks.
"The Dr. is such an x-panda"

"That white-boy can really go with the flow, he's an x-panda"

"Wait! Whoa... wu wei...." said the x-panda
by Don Nutella-esque October 12, 2011