wwttff 

"What what the the fuck fuck?"

To be used when a situation blows your mind so much that your parietal lobe just shuts the hell down. Functionally similar to a flat "what."

Originated on the Day9 Daily.

After watching a player in the game Starcraft 2 attempt to run away from a nuclear missile by loading his troops into dropships instead of simply running away:
Day9: "What what the the fuck fuck my fuck fuckin what what with the drop-drop ship medivac where in the what in the hell?"

Alice: I upcycled your rare vinyls collection into a couch.
Bob: wwttff

wwttff by notTasteless November 6, 2013

WIWTF 

Who I Want To Fuck or a person you wanna have sex with.

Person 1: Who's your WIWTF? Mines Sarah. Person 2: Already done her, mines Amy.

WIWTF by IMAGIRLMOTHAFUCKA!!!! March 13, 2015

WoWWTF 

A shitty World of Warcraft Private servers.See WoW for def of WoW

Guy:Dude you play WoWWTF too!?!?!?!
OtherGuy: FUCK NO I DUN PLAY DAT JANKY ASS SHIzzWIzzlE!

WoWWTF by EditorCyanide May 13, 2008

WWWTRD 

Acronym for "What Would Walker Texas Ranger Do?"

Typically stated in situations of extreme peril, such as when your local Assistant District Attorney is kidnapped (again), your partner has been hospitalized (again), or when determining whether or not to repeated roundhouse kick the suspect of a police investigation.

Texas Ranger: "Daggonit! I just got bitten by a rattlesnake!"

Texas Ranger's Partner: "WWWTRD?"

Texas Ranger: "I know! When I lose consciousness, travel back in time to the wild west to solve the murder of a long dead Cherokee relative, wake up, and have a hearty laugh in the hospital your expense!"

Texas Ranger's Partner: "Time travel... again?"

WWWTRD by Jimmy Trivette May 9, 2010

WWWFD 

What Would Werner Fucking Do?

Dave: Bro should I bang that chick?
Josh: I donno dawg... WWWFD???
Dave: Yea he'd probably hit that.

WWWFD by jon the dentist July 28, 2009

Wwtf

What was that for?

John: wtf man
Sam: wwtf?

Wwtf by Ttttttt555 January 4, 2019

wowtf 

An abbreviation of "wow" and "wtf", doubling up in exclamations. Interpreted as "wow the fuck". Can be used in awe of something impressive, dismay at another's display of ignorance, or when somebody does something that just makes you shake your head in disappointment. Particularly effective in instances where you become immediately baffled and pissed off by someone being a complete jackass.

Friend: "Hey man wanna hang out?" (over text)

You: "Yeah sounds great!"

Friend: "Sorry wrong person"

You: "wowtf."

wowtf by lumberjackzach December 27, 2011