Desk wetting 

Desk wetting is the process of relieving yourself at your desk, usually to mark territory.

MasterYodaStarWars11: Hey what are you doing, John?
JohnTheMeme0_0: Im desk wetting obviously. I don't want you to come near my precious internet memes.

Desk wetting by Mr_Seasons November 16, 2017

wetting 

The wetting of underwear or pants (usually with piss) for sexual pleasure of self or another.

After I participated in a good wetting session my apartment floor was a mess.

wetting by Diablolita October 1, 2007

wunting

getting into your car at 8am on a saturday with your brother to drive around hundreds of miles in search of a nintendo wii gaming system.

johnny and steve went wunting down I-96 yesterday

wunting by cooterblast March 23, 2007

wusting 

Walking with Trust.

To 'wust' is to approach a pole or obstacle of approximate groin height and walk over it trusting you won't 'make contact'. The walk may be wide-stanced, but lifting a leg to an abnormal 'walking height' fails the attempt.
Often seems a good idea after a few drinks.

"Yo Kev! Check out Fresh Legs Matty wusting that hand-rail! That man can't be human!"

"I challenge you to a wust-off, chicken man. Accept or be gone."

wusting by I.W.F. June 9, 2009

Wetting buns 

Wetting Buns is defined as when a person kisses someone elses butt or in other words, brown nosing.

Jeffery wants that promotion so he's been wetting buns all over the office.

Wetting buns by amkale January 15, 2013

Wetting the sugar 

n:1. An exotic coctail preparation whereby something is melted, dissolved, set on fire, juggled, etc.
2. A euphemistic expression for any kind of exotic preparation a man might undertake.

John: dude, how long for those drinks, it's taking forever.
Rob: I'm just wetting the sugar. If you don't do it just this way it's not as good.

Wetting the sugar by dingdingdevo September 26, 2008

Happy wettings 

When your friend interupts the conversation by saying he needs to take a shower, then you would say happy wettings.

Raph: I just came back from the gym, and need to take a shower
Turath: Happy wettings bro
Raph: Thanks man.. you are a real G

Happy wettings by Y. R. S. July 18, 2016