wunted

To be hammered out of your mind; extremely drunk; to make a fool out of yourself when drunk

He was so wunted he asked each girl passing by if they wanted to fuck on the street

wunted by lackaday May 13, 2011

I gotta piss like a wounded Jap 

What someone says when they have to pee really bad. During World War II, thousands of badly wounded Japanese soldiers were abandoned in the jungles of the South Pacific. Their wounds prevented them from being able to unbutton and pull down their trousers by themselves. Therefore, they were left to die alone with extremely full bladders.

Situation 1:

Drunk guy #1: Oh man, I gotta piss like a wounded Jap!

Drunk guy #2: Dude, you have the weakest bladder in the world.

Situation 2:

Wounded Japanese Soldier: Ooooooohhhh!!!

I gotta piss like a wounded Jap by DJJazzyJeff9 April 16, 2013

Wunderground

An underground/subway service that actually works and runs on time

"You're early this morning Eric!"

Yeah boss, managed to get in early due to the wunderground taking only 15 mins rather than 30. Was well quick!

Wunderground by Doddi September 15, 2007

Wounded Warsong 

One of the most popular music composed by Akira Yamaoka for Silent Hill 4: the Room. Its style is similar to that of a native american music with a combination of modern music. It is heard half-way in the game, signing the player's fateful mission.

Person 1: What's that heart-pounding music I hear?

Person 2: It's Wounded Warsong...

Wounded Warsong by Mrs.Satan November 15, 2009

wounded sea pigeon 

The next day feeling of ones self after a heavy night of partying

Dave: " you look like death mate "

Bob: " i know, was on the drink all weekend i am a wounded sea pigeon"

wounded sea pigeon by BobC_Brae December 12, 2009

Wounded Indian Tribe 

This is a combination of the Wounded Seagull and the Wounded Indian. In this maneuver the woman takes the 3-5 penises outlined in the wounded seagull and all of the men then bust in her hair and form a mohawk. They then dance around her in a group making indian noises and war cries

That girl I was with last night was a freak. I was just going to do the wounded indian, but she asked for my friends to join in and we ended up doing the wounded indian tribe instead

Wounded Indian Tribe by Johnny McAwesome July 1, 2009

absolut wunderbar 

contested etymology tho probable genesis in early 80s Berlin electro-artpop movement or 1920s Weimar Germany. can be both an exclamation to indicate visceral, hedonistic pleasure with one's situation, or a more conversational phrase to express heady vibes empathy with a friend's recent achievements.

Dude 1: I just heard the remix to Purple Ribbon All-Stars' "Kryptonite." ABSOLUT WUNDERBAR!

Dude 1: My girl ordered the number 19 combination platter at the Indian spot last nite. The yogurt was straight fire; I was hecka wylin on it.
Dude 2: O Abs Wunderbar status fo sho fo sho.

absolut wunderbar by notskinnyimsmallboned November 29, 2010