Top Definition
The single most pleasing word in existence. Wumph has no definition, it is merely synonymous with feeling like a big fluffy warm pie when one mutters it to ones self or a worthy audience.
WUMPH!!! *proclaimed as if it were the answer to a riddle one has pondered for many a year*
by Reginauld Hooterschmee November 11, 2006
To hit a pigeon in the face with a book
I wumphed it soooo bad, that it was squished pulp and feathers that remained
by CallieR12345 July 08, 2013
Someone who's Anus has completely fallen out, like totally no ass what-so-eva.
Oh my good god that girl has most obviously been wumphed
by amy & ringo November 14, 2006

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