wtfometer

A scale in which a WTF is measured, usuall from 1 (worst) to 10 (best). Mostly used by 1337 uber geeks who play unreal tournament, lolcats and other extreme creatures

Person: " OMG! that scored a 7.6 on the wtfometer!"

Person: "You're so gay you score a 2.3 on the wtfometer! k thx bye!"

wtfometer by Fluffy29 December 17, 2008

WTF-ometer

A person's level of disbelief, shock or surprise.

The moment Mary found out her boyfriend might be a distant cousin the needle on her "WTF-ometer" started twitching upward at a rapid rate!!!

WTF-ometer by talk2me-JCH2 November 5, 2017

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Related Words

wtfometer • wizometer • Woometer • wopometer • wtfoster

wizometer

device used to detect drug content in urine

"He had his brother give him some of his urine so the pot wouldn't show up in the wizometer".

wizometer by youngfogey July 4, 2011

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wtfoster

Please see wtf. Derived from the original WTF as Will Foster constantly created examples of.

Wow, that was a total wtfoster!

wtfoster by Scott Henson December 23, 2007

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wopometer

hammer -hi tech, metric

"Go get a wopometer from the store" said the tradesman to the naive apprentice.

wopometer by margjoy October 20, 2008

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Woometer

sizemagraphic scale of danny woos anger

Woometer is at an 8 today just be careful

Woometer by flank steak November 4, 2012

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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