A penis, typically found in its natural environment - shriveled in the cold. But beware, when warmed up and activated, they have the ability to financially cripple you.
Fucksake Ryan, ever since you let your girlfriend near your wrinkle-snake last winter, your social life has really gone to the shitter.
by Lord of Snails November 16, 2020
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The act of a Golden Shower, typically performed by parties older than 72.
Wilber delicately performed a Wrinkle Sprinkle, to Louiss delight
by Roberto el Sanchez V April 21, 2023
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Trying not to have a boner, not making your penis skin tight with an erection
Guy 1: Going in a date tonight
Guy 2: Keep it wrinkled!
by Wrinklemaster234 April 16, 2018
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Stop being so damn lazy, get off your wrinkle and do some work.
by Succulent Chinese Meal January 1, 2022
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A pushy that smells like tuna
That girl I fucked last nite had a stinky tuna wrinkle
by Alma Dixon September 3, 2018
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