look up any word, like douchebag:
Like dozy but wannabe,

so basicly someone who acts like they are clueless when they actually aren't
Gary, Sam, and John are all wozy bastards
by sodhapop December 20, 2007
a way of expressing complete and utter shock
Hey Biatch, Wozies!! when did your ass get so big??
by sexygoat198 November 06, 2008