woketard 

Somebody so woke they can't think straight.

After years at Oberlin College, and a quarter of a million dollars of student loan debt, Sandy had become such a woketard that she would insist that biological males can have abortions while claiming that requests to describe the operating procedure was hate speech that should be punished with violence and the loss of one's job.

"This medical doctor says men can't have abortions. Can we get some muscle over here?" screeched the purple-haired woketard through her septum nose ring.

woketard by AmosDW July 25, 2019

Woketard 

Someone that has been so brainwashed by political correctness and the woke culture that all common sense and rational thought no longer exists in their lives.

That girl is such a woketard that she actually believes her born male transgender brother is a woman and can have a period.... Science!!

Woketard by Boone 2020 July 3, 2020

woketard 

Jack Dorsey and all his virtual spawn.

"Why does twitter support JY's campaign to force immigrant women to wax his hairy balls"? "I don't know. Probably because Jack Dorsey is such a gay woketard."

woketard by Louis XIV December 10, 2019

Woketard 

A green/Purple haired fat democrat who is a PC Leftist cult Sheopleton

That green haired overweight democrat woketard is blocking the starbuck's lineup with her 17 different directive frappacino latte again , while wearing 4 masks and a saladbar shield .

Woketard by Infadel_macgee April 28, 2021

whoretard 

A girl, typically brunette, who acts retardedly in front of mass audiences, thus making her a whore for being retarded.

Dude, I think kaileys mentally challenged.

Nahh bro shes just a whoretard.

whoretard by jiggalooo December 3, 2011

WoWtard 

noun (n)

1. someone so addicted to the game World of Warcraft that they do not realize that it isn't real. Often characterized by daily usage of gaming terms such as zerg and instance in conversations with normal people.

2. a social pariah that cannot relate to the real world or normal people in any way without trying to impose WoWisms into the short-lived conversation.

Joe: "Hi Bob, how was your weekend?"

Bob: "Oh man it was awesome! My guild zerged MC and gots lots of phats... epics man! you know, epics!? Zerging is great wow! Anyways, later we were in WSG pvp'ing when this NE rogue got the drop on me. WTF i said... I'm an Orc warrior! What was he thinking? So i said: 'oh noes it's a rogue', but you know, he didnt understand that cuz he's alliance and i'm horde .. probably sounded like 'zxcsafdwzz xzcaewrd' or something .. anyways i took my epics and shoved them right up his ass! wtfpwnd! oh it was great! he didnt understand what i said but he got the point ... hey wait a minute .. rogues .. got the point .. haha get it? oh of course you do! damn i LOL when i said that! lmao that's great ...

Joe: "oh look at the time. what a shame, i have to go ... stupid wowtard "

WoWtard by Real Life July 24, 2008

weretard 

A person, who once a month under a full moon turns into a retarded person. This condtion is usually transmitted from being bitten or scratched by a retard.

1.

"I was walking my dog last night, and we were attacked by Weretards."

2.

"That retarded kid, Jim, bit me yesterday. I better go to the doctor and check to make sure i'm not weretarded."

weretard by SloppyJake June 28, 2007