power WoWer 

Someone who plays World of Warcraft way too much.

I made a chair that recycles my waste into food. I AM A POWER WOWER!

power WoWer by SkydivinWhales February 28, 2007

Closet WoWer

someone who plays WoW and pretends that they don't so they can be cool with the other closet WoWers. and they wont come out of the closet.

Stefan is a closet WoWer

Closet WoWer by Stefan is cool December 9, 2008

WoWer 

n. Short for WoW hour. A WoWer is the perception of time a World of Warcraft player has while playing. A WoWer is generally longer than a standard hour. Most WoWers are at least 2 hours in real time, possibly more, depending on the level of addiction.

Michael played his game for only a WoWer and was surprised it was 3:30am already.

Wife: "Honey, I bought a new teddy for you. Come see."

Michael: "I'll be there in a WoWer."

Wife: "ZZZzzzzzz"

WoWer by LHopi April 3, 2009

Wowers 

A kewler version of the word 'Wow'. Used by only kewl people. Maybe scene kids or punk kids, but surely not someone like you.

Wowers thats uberly awsome, man.

Wowers by Melissaroxyou January 23, 2006

WoWerbate 

When one plays WoW and obtains a new piece of gear. Being so excited, he/she ejaculates.

*______ Rolls a 100*
_______ revieves (Piece of Gear)

"Ughh, oh yeahhh."
"I think I just WoWerbated."

WoWerbate by Real_Talk_WoW December 30, 2011

WoWers 

Putting hours on the Blizzard game World of Warcraft aka WoW. Combining hours with wow. Thus creating wowers.

Naw man, I cant come out I gotta put in some wowers before bed

WoWers by kramertamer July 7, 2010

WoWer 

Someone who obsessively plays the game World of Warcraft.

Why do we never see Tom anymore?

He's kinda become a WoWer

WoWer by Ash1231231231232123123 March 6, 2011