wow alert: the expression used when either you see a really hot person or have an EXTREME outburst to where you must say "wow alert"
*hot guy walks by* Jenny: WOW ALERT! I'm gonna get some of that.
*girl is crying in class* Lily: Whats wrong? Kristina: I got a F on my test! Lily: wow alert.
*girl is crying in class* Lily: Whats wrong? Kristina: I got a F on my test! Lily: wow alert.
by rroarxcoree May 19, 2006