Guy gets there, stands at the station 6 hours, Girl doesnt show up. Man gets back on train home, proper wounded.
Ian (to Dave) - "You gonna start filling those footings or what kid?"
Wayne - "Nah his heads too fogged up from last night, ain't it!"
Dave = Wounded
Ryan - "So when shall I pick up my tickets for Bath and West?
Ben - "Uh... we didn't get you one mate"
Ryan = Wounded
Ey la I’ve been wounded. Shall I tell her? Best not
It was dead.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
It was playing follow the leader.
no plaster for that monkey boi - wounded