The original expression was “Butter wouldn’t melt in his/her mouth”. What this means is when you find someone, a child or animal who is quite obviously responsible for some misdemeanour and they deny it and look at you with an expression of angelic innocence and, in spite of all the evidence continue to lie, that’s when you say that Butter Wouldn’t Melt.
“It wasn’t me that broke the jug, it was the dog.”
“We haven’t got a dog.”
“It came in from outside, it wasn’t me.”
“Oh yeah, and I suppose butter wouldn’t melt!”
“We haven’t got a dog.”
“It came in from outside, it wasn’t me.”
“Oh yeah, and I suppose butter wouldn’t melt!”
by AKACroatalin April 10, 2019
You wouldn’t understand it's a jeep thing...
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by jeeptastic October 27, 2010
A phrase used by someone usually while they’re busy feeling sorry for themselves over a situation that has them so upset they’ve selfishly deluded themselves into believing no one else could possibly understand what they’re going through.
All they want is your pity but you won’t help matters if you give it to them
All they want is your pity but you won’t help matters if you give it to them
Kathy: Come on Simon. I just want to help you. why won’t you talk to me?
Simon: (Sighs dramatically) You wouldn’t understand
Simon: (Sighs dramatically) You wouldn’t understand
by The Captive Spirit September 15, 2010
Used to instigate someone into making a comeback when they had just been roasted or otherwise violated.
Usually preceded by personally.
Usually preceded by personally.
Tod: John, you’re face looks like if two slugs got run over.
John: … *walks away*
James: Ooooh John, you just gonna go like that? As a twenty-two year old black male, I wouldn’t go.
John: … *walks away*
James: Ooooh John, you just gonna go like that? As a twenty-two year old black male, I wouldn’t go.
by MonksTheMonkey May 3, 2022
Wouldn’t touch it with a bargepole is an expression indicating extreme dislike and distaste for an object, person or situation. The expression can be used in a similar way to wouldn’t touch her with a 10 foot pole, but is not solely applicable to females; it is even more disparaging when used about a female as it treats her as something less than human. Many bargepoles were 12 or 13 feet long, but one specialised type called a setting boom could be as long as 28 feet! So as you can imagine, wouldn’t touch it with a barge pole means something which you would much rather keep well away from.
by AKACroatalin August 15, 2016
by Lavynia January 15, 2018
*Person one gets dunked on by person two*
Instigator to Person One: I wouldn’t let that slide but that’s just me fr (for real)
Instigator to Person One: I wouldn’t let that slide but that’s just me fr (for real)
by The boi and da random June 26, 2022