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wouldya dare?!
Outcry of a chav.
Usually found uttered in NorthEastern schools, chavs will cry this when another does something the aforesaid chav considers unacceptable.
This usually includes doing work, talking to the teacher, or having a basic grasp of personal hygeine (something chavs unfortunately have not evolved to have).
See I wouldn't dare.
Usually found uttered in NorthEastern schools, chavs will cry this when another does something the aforesaid chav considers unacceptable.
This usually includes doing work, talking to the teacher, or having a basic grasp of personal hygeine (something chavs unfortunately have not evolved to have).
See I wouldn't dare.
Person: Hi, my friends!
Chav: WOULDYA DARE?!
Person: Huh?
Person: I'm gonna hav a shower tonight.
Chav: WOULDYA DARE?!
Person: You apparently wouldn't.
Chav: WOULDYA DARE?!
Person: Huh?
Person: I'm gonna hav a shower tonight.
Chav: WOULDYA DARE?!
Person: You apparently wouldn't.
wouldya dare?! by Callum Hew February 26, 2008
Wouldja?
Form of "Would you" used in any possible scenario, in appreciation of the movie, "Silence of the Lambs".
Catherine Martin: Do you need help?
Buffalo Bill: Wouldja?
or,
Baby, wouldja please grab me a beer? Wouldja?
Buffalo Bill: Wouldja?
or,
Baby, wouldja please grab me a beer? Wouldja?
Wouldja? by Skrambled Linguist October 18, 2008
wouldnyall
Wouldnyall; Hillbilly for "would you kind souls", conjunction of would you, would you guys, etc. Commonly used by illiterates and degenerates to low-key show their addiction to meth.
wouldnyall by Professor Rabbit July 18, 2019
wouldyamafucker
a girl who is pretty(face), not sexy(body), not both, causing men to ask eachother "Would you fuck her?" rather than assuming the answer is yes like they would if she were both. adding in the "ma" makes it sound more like a word than "wouldyafucker".
Bill: "That girl is pretty. Would you fuck her?"
Bob: "Nah, her tits are way too tiny."
Bill: "Yeah i guess she is a wouldyamafucker."
Bob: "Nah, her tits are way too tiny."
Bill: "Yeah i guess she is a wouldyamafucker."
wouldyamafucker by ThatChickWhoKicks@$$ September 22, 2009
Wouldja Bolw
Wouldja Bolw by Joushtin October 2, 2003
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"